World's Greatest Knock Knock Jokes

Lately I've been wondering, "Whats the greatest knock knock joke in the world?"

#5
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

I think this one is kinda lame.

#4
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Meh....

#3
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

I heard this one a lot when i was in Texas, but I don't really think it should be in the top five

#2
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

Lame....

#1
knock knock
whos there
I am

This one is my favorite!!!!!

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?

Tornadoes in the south

So there has been loads of tornadoes in the south. I: know some family there who has gotten very lucky and have not encountered any of these deadly storms. On the other hand I also know some other people who have been hit hard by the tornadoes. Some people had to use a boat to get to some stores. Some other people have had their whole house destoryed. Aren't you gald we live in Colorado were we don't have to worry about thinks like this? I am.

Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha) travel to exotic Thailand for Stu’s wedding. After the unforgettable bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu is taking no chances and has opted for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. However, things don’t always go as planned. A source familiar with the production said the character of the tattoo artist (played by Liam Neeson) is "pivotal" to the plot, in which one of the stars gets a tattoo during a night of debauchery.

I think that this movie will be okay but they didn't need to make a second one.

I think that it won't be as good as the first one.

What do you think?

The film, following the classic Marvel mythology, charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga. Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto’s Brotherhood and Professor X’s X-Men.

I think that this movie will be epic!

What do you think?

New Candies of 2011 :)

There are so many new candies coming our this year.

One of them is the "Snickers Peanut Butter Squared" from Mars. This looks so bomb!




Another candy is "Limited Edition Twix Coconut". this will probally be my favorite.



What new candy do you like?
Do you know of any new candies coming out?
Please reply.

"Taliban's Worst Nightmare."

It's the XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System. It's a programmable grenade launcher that's more or less roughly the size of a rifle. The ammunition is microchipped and can be used to seek out enemies hiding behind walls. The gun can clast 25mm shells up to 2,300 feet. The gun XM25 is said to be 300 times more effective than current squad weapons

The gun's "program" manager Lieutenant Colonel Chris Lehner told AFP ominously, "You get behind something when someone is shooting at you, and that sort of cover has protected people for thousands of years. Now we're taking that away from the enemy forever."

People are "nick naming" this "BEAST" the "Game Changer" or "Taliban's Worst Nightmare."

Do you think that this weapon will revolutionize warfare as we know it?

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Okay, so there has been three Pirates of the Caribbean movies so far, and now there will be a fourth.

When Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) crosses paths with a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he's not sure if it's love—or if she's a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.

Blackbeard is one of a few new characters.

There will also be a fifth and sixth movie. :)

I'm super excited!

What about you?