Monday, May 9, 2011

World's Greatest Knock Knock Jokes

Lately I've been wondering, "Whats the greatest knock knock joke in the world?"

#5
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

I think this one is kinda lame.

#4
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Meh....

#3
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

I heard this one a lot when i was in Texas, but I don't really think it should be in the top five

#2
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

Lame....

#1
knock knock
whos there
I am

This one is my favorite!!!!!

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 9, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Yacht!
    Yacht who?
    Yacht a know me by now!

    I do think that all of them (not just yours...all knock knock jokes) are pretty lame, sorry.

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  2. ~*~*Madeline*~*~May 10, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    hahaha sorry but these are all kinda lame...especially number 1!! #4's cute though:)

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  3. CaptainChernobylMay 10, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    gay

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  4. cococupcake ( :May 10, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    i dont have one but actually its prettay cute and corny at the same time so yeah , i like it ((((:

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  5. Taylor!_18May 10, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    haha dylaan!!!! heres mine....
    Knock Knock,
    whos there
    ben
    ben who
    ben over a dry your toes! hhaaha

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  6. Xx4x2x0xXMay 10, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    haha dylannnn you crazy guy ;)

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  7. Stoner_1May 10, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Knock Knock jokes classic Dylan

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  8. TobyMay 17, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Knock, Knock
    whos there
    boo
    boo who
    dont cry its just me
    ALL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ARE LAME!!!!!!!!

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