World's Greatest Knock Knock Jokes

Lately I've been wondering, "Whats the greatest knock knock joke in the world?"

#5
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

I think this one is kinda lame.

#4
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Meh....

#3
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

I heard this one a lot when i was in Texas, but I don't really think it should be in the top five

#2
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

Lame....

#1
knock knock
whos there
I am

This one is my favorite!!!!!

Do you know any good knock knock jokes?

Tornadoes in the south

So there has been loads of tornadoes in the south. I: know some family there who has gotten very lucky and have not encountered any of these deadly storms. On the other hand I also know some other people who have been hit hard by the tornadoes. Some people had to use a boat to get to some stores. Some other people have had their whole house destoryed. Aren't you gald we live in Colorado were we don't have to worry about thinks like this? I am.

Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha) travel to exotic Thailand for Stu’s wedding. After the unforgettable bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu is taking no chances and has opted for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. However, things don’t always go as planned. A source familiar with the production said the character of the tattoo artist (played by Liam Neeson) is "pivotal" to the plot, in which one of the stars gets a tattoo during a night of debauchery.

I think that this movie will be okay but they didn't need to make a second one.

I think that it won't be as good as the first one.

What do you think?

The film, following the classic Marvel mythology, charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga. Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto’s Brotherhood and Professor X’s X-Men.

I think that this movie will be epic!

What do you think?

New Candies of 2011 :)

There are so many new candies coming our this year.

One of them is the "Snickers Peanut Butter Squared" from Mars. This looks so bomb!




Another candy is "Limited Edition Twix Coconut". this will probally be my favorite.



What new candy do you like?
Do you know of any new candies coming out?
Please reply.

"Taliban's Worst Nightmare."

It's the XM25 Counter Defilade Target Engagement System. It's a programmable grenade launcher that's more or less roughly the size of a rifle. The ammunition is microchipped and can be used to seek out enemies hiding behind walls. The gun can clast 25mm shells up to 2,300 feet. The gun XM25 is said to be 300 times more effective than current squad weapons

The gun's "program" manager Lieutenant Colonel Chris Lehner told AFP ominously, "You get behind something when someone is shooting at you, and that sort of cover has protected people for thousands of years. Now we're taking that away from the enemy forever."

People are "nick naming" this "BEAST" the "Game Changer" or "Taliban's Worst Nightmare."

Do you think that this weapon will revolutionize warfare as we know it?

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Okay, so there has been three Pirates of the Caribbean movies so far, and now there will be a fourth.

When Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) crosses paths with a woman from his past (Penelope Cruz) he's not sure if it's love—or if she's a ruthless con artist who’s using him to find the Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn’t know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past.

Blackbeard is one of a few new characters.

There will also be a fifth and sixth movie. :)

I'm super excited!

What about you?

Ford Facts!

-IN 1916, 55% of all cars were Ford Model T's.
 -The 'PEANUTS' (comic strip) characters were first animated in a Ford Fairlane commercial.
 -The GT40 Mark 1 (first GT40) used a 4.2L Ford Fairlane engine.
 -At one point in the early 60's, Henry Ford II tried to buy Ferrari, but negotiations didn't fall in Ford's favor.
 -QUOTE: "Money is like an arm or a leg; use it or lose it" - Henry Ford
 -Henry Ford was born on July. 30, 1863.
 -Henry Ford II was born on September. 4, 1917.
 -Henry Ford shared many of the same disgusting beliefs as Adolf Hitler. In fact, Hitler believed that Henry Ford was a perfect example for what all Germans should become.
- The champagne spraying at the end of races was started after the GT40's placed 1-2-3 at Le Mans in 1966.
- The Ford Thunderbird was debuted on October. 22, 1954.
- Just after being named the president of Ford, Robert McNamara was asked by JFK to serve as his SECRETARY OF DEFENSE.
- Henry Ford resigned once and allowed his son, Edsel Ford to take over. When Edsel died in 1943, Henry Ford took over Ford again for 2 more years before letting Henry Ford II take over.
- FORD MOTOR COMPNAY was founded on June. 16, 1903.
- Henry Ford II died in 1987.
- William Clay Ford Jr, the current CEO of Ford, is the great-grandson of Henry Ford and the nephew of Henry Ford II.
- The Model A was the first FORD MOTOR COMPANY vehicle produced.
- As most people know, Ford produced the first assembly line for automobiles. Something most people don't know is that Henry Ford supposedly got the idea from a process that was used to slaughter pigs.
- Ford acquired the Lincoln Motor Company in 1925.
- Even after Henry Ford II resigned as CEO of Ford in 1979, he still held some minor positions at Ford afterwards.

-And #1 most important Ford fact, Ford is better than Dodge!!!!!!!!!

Lets take a vote.

Comment on this blog and vote!

Ford or Dodge?

S.O.A.D. (System of a Down) Coming back?

System Of A Down has been on hiatus since 2006 while its members have pursued various personal projects. Tankian released his first solo album, "Elect The Dead", in 2007 and a follow-up effort, "Imperfect Harmonies", earlier last year, while bassist Shavo Odadjian recorded with members of the Wu-Tang Clan and launched a new online music initiative. Meanwhile, guitarist Daron Malakian started a new band called Scars On Broadway, also featuring System drummer John Dolmayan.

System Of A Down will perform at the Palais Omnisports de Paris Bercy in Paris, France on June 6, 2011.
This is expected to be one of many gigs the reunited band will play in Europe during next summer's festival season.

Should S.O.A.D. make more albums or not?

Medical MaryJane in the Springs!

        There are so many medical marijuana Dispensary places in the springs, it's rediculious. People just need to have a big wal-mart like weed store. Call it Weed-Mart. What do you think?

                Alright, so, I’ve noticed how not many people in this school are religious or anything so this can be for the people who are. So I’m pretty sure that almost everyone reading this knows about the riot in Egypt, but just in case you don’t I will sum it up.

                The Egyptions want their presedent, Hosni Mubarak, out of office. They don’t agree on how the country is over there. Lately the economy in Egypt has crashed. Roughly 40 percent of Egyptians live on less than $2 per day and the young have been especially hard hit with high levels of unemployment. They want a new leader.

                Okay, so back on the subject of the Pale Rider of Revelations. It is believed that this horse man was cought on tape. During a news broadcast some people noticed a greenish figure in the midst of the crowd. You might be thinking that, “if this is a Pale Horse, than why was he green?”  In Hebrew pale means green or a pale-ish green. You may be saying,”If this is the Pale Hores than what does it mean?” In the book of Revelations chapter 6 verse 8 it says,” And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given to them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.”

                Some people may not be able to understand this because it is in the (KJV) of the bible. I will explain this verse. The Pale Horse men “name” is Death. So pretty much people can expect to see death. People all over the world are dying of all sorts of things like war and disease. Hell is known, in a christian perspective as the “Under World”. When it says Hell follows it, it could mean many things. This could mean the the “Rapture” is close and all the “unsaved” will perish there. This could also mean a literal Hell on Earth, which could mean pain or greif. When it states that he will be given powers over the ourth part of the Earth, this is talking about the other three seals and the fourth one. If this was a blog about all four of the seals then I would go deeper into this, but this is about the fourth seal.

                Many people believe that the video on the news did reveal the fourth horse men, and some believe that it if just a camera glitch. I believe that this was real. What do you think?

Pale Horse Rider: The Fourth Seal: Is it True?

What do you think?

My Three Favorite Black Ops Maps

Okay. So I have three favorite Black Ops maps. These do not include the "First Strike Map Pack".

My favorite map is probably Nuke Town! I like this map because it's small and fast paced. Usually I can unleash the dogs on this map. My second favorite mao would have to be Firing Range. I like this map because of the different places you can hide or camp. And my third Favorite map is launch. I like this map because of the different types of areas there are. Like there are areas for close range and areas for snipers.

Therefore Nuke Town is my favorite map, Firing Range is my second and Launch is my third favorite map.

What is yours?

My Super Bowl Opinion

Okay, so I thought that this year’s Super Bowl was pretty awesome. (I watched it at Applebee's (: ).

The only thing that was disappointing was the commercials. I thought that last year’s commercials were way better!

One thing that I thought improved was the half time. Last year’s half time sucked! Come on! The Who? That was crap! I liked how they had the Black Eyed Peas. I also liked the special appearance by Slash. I didn’t like that Christina Aguilera sang the National Anthem. She screwed it up.

My favorite thing I liked about the Super Bowl was that the Steelers lost! I hate the Steelers. I don’t really like the packers but I’m glad they beat the Steelers.

What do you think?